I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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