Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
