idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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