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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
