Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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