Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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