Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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