are you still at the devil's house?
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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