I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
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