Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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