No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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