I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
they call him Oral-B. enough said
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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