You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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