I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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