I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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