You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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