that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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