Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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