I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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