somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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