She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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