Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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