When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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