So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Randomize
