:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
How naked do you want me to be?
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