did you get engaged???
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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