just come out here and I will go home with you...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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