Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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