Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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