How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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