"it" just moved
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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