Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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