Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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