It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
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