don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
We have started to decorate penises.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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