you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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