fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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