But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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