That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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