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i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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