office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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