Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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