You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
Randomize
