I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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