Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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