ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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