the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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