So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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