Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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