Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
She announced her abortion via fbk
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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